The Sassy Batch Event Experience

Stop Serving Boring

 

Got a special event coming up? Ditch the tired old sheet cake and serve up something that actually makes a statement.
Sweet? Savory? Who cares—we do both.

We don't just 'sprinkle sweetness'; we curate an experience that turns your dessert or snack table
into the kind of show-stopping moment your guests will actually remember. It’s as easy as you not having to lift a finger.

 

. . . Step One . . .
Get Greedy. Pick Your Poison

This is the fun part: pure, unadulterated indulgence. You get to be delightfully indecisive!
​Choose 3 to 8 ridiculous, mouthwatering treats in any flavor combo your heart desires.

We plan for gluttony, not rationing. Every display is packed with about 3-4 pieces per person.

Don't worry, we won't judge!

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. . . Step Two . . .
Place Your Damn Order

We're great, but we're not miracle workers.

Our stunning, envy-inducing displays start at just $8.00 per person.
Consider it the required investment for being the 'host with the most.'

 

The Fine Print (Listen Up): We require a minimum of 3 weeks' notice.
Our masterpieces take time, love, and zero panic attacks.

Need more? Ask about our custom backdrops and table designs.
Why be subtle when you can be unforgettable?

 

. . . Step Three . . .

Look Good. Take the Credit

Kick back. Sip your drink. Watch the magic happen.

You've successfully delegated the heavy lifting. Now, just casually accept all the "Omg, who made these?" questions.
We promise, your guests will leave nothing behind. If they do, they're definitely a spy from a rival bakery.

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